Is it just me? Or is it just you?

Heard at Jerry's last night, over starters of deep-friend mushroom and South of The Border,
Mum: " I must say lah, you are quite good looking lah."
Me: "-Oommpff!-"
I choked on my salsa and avocado drenched kidney beans.
I think she had too much red.
Wait a minute, she didn't order any.

Heard at nydc this afternoon.
I met a certain 'Xia Hua' and her lunch buddy,
And she first asked whether I knew about a certain intra-ex-class couple.
And the she said: " Hey, you've slimmed down ah.."
She's too young for wine.

I think it's me.

A proper sentence

Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

Mail Scam Montly

THE FIRST EDITION

Dear Friend,
My name is Mr.Marthins Lawrence , I am the chief
accountant of South Africa National Petroluem Corporation(S.N.P.C).and
by my position,i was privileged to use my position to over invoice a
contract by excess of Thirty two million U.S Dollars,and what i need
now is a reliable and trust worthy Foreigner whom i will work in
concert with,to pull out this excess money($32,000,000=00) which is
already in a Escrow account waiting a beneficiary.I am not a greedy
person by nature and as such we shall share the money on equal ratio.

I will handle all the documentation of the deal where necessary,which
is risk free,I am so connected,and the deal will take only four banking
days to conclude,depending on your coperation.

This is a deal and
must be treated as such.When you confirm your interest i will tell
youthe next step.Please include your private telephone numbers in your
reply.

Thank you in anticipation.
Mr.Marthins Lawrence
Chief
Accountant
S.N.P.C


And I'm an idiot. And I'm The President of the United States.
Both interchangeable really.

photos from the coast

Slowly releasing photos, so you'll keep coming back for more

its kinda lame when you catch someone reading the flight safety instructions, but hey, YOU read it too, admit it!


guys, lounging on, campus commons
seriously, we just HAD to do it


in UC Berkeley, there's this hidden little teddy bear in the banister of the oldest hall.
it's sort of a little symbol of the U's mascot, the bear

Chicken Rice Ulcer

At Katong Chicken Rice store


Stupid piece of food or just an ulcer in my throat