Growing Old Quickly

We're already swopping NS stories like seasons vets.
One more to add to the conversation list of topics that guys talk about and girls don't understand.
'The guys in the X-ray room are soo friggin faggy la... and they kept touching me...'
'Then he rubbed the jelly on me and put the suction cups on my chest and I kept laughing so my ECG went off the charts and it screwed up the readings...'
'I coughed and it shook...'
'He stradled me and slapped my arm...'
Oh and I'm PES B cause apparently I'm chubby.