Is it just me? Or is it just you?

Heard at Jerry's last night, over starters of deep-friend mushroom and South of The Border,
Mum: " I must say lah, you are quite good looking lah."
Me: "-Oommpff!-"
I choked on my salsa and avocado drenched kidney beans.
I think she had too much red.
Wait a minute, she didn't order any.

Heard at nydc this afternoon.
I met a certain 'Xia Hua' and her lunch buddy,
And she first asked whether I knew about a certain intra-ex-class couple.
And the she said: " Hey, you've slimmed down ah.."
She's too young for wine.

I think it's me.