Oral

Obviously we all want to be Casanovas or Eunice Olsens (maybe not) for the oral exams.
Something smart like a smug mug while trying to impress them. Maybe some Sherlock Holmes deduction that goes a little like this:
Me, You (whatever): Oh a very grand afternoon dear teachers. Lovely weather isn't it? May I take a seat? Thank You. I can deduce that you have just went for a manicure at Nails Spa and used the Ripe Rose Red on your nails and you my fine, sir, have just gotten your very dear girlfriend a silver braclet form Soo Kee.
Examiners: Good Heavens! How did you ever know? Pray tell. (He must be some smart alec Sherlock!)
Examinee: Oh, elementary my dears.

Of course it doesen't work that way at all.
But you can have a go at it.