The Adventures of One R-Paper Man
As ORP Man trudges through the Communist jungle and swamps, he is warry of his impending tango with the evil chemical forces of the Chem R-Paper.
Will he be worthy enough to decode the enthalphy change hieroglyphics?
Will he fall prey to the curse of the benzene ring?
Will he be held down by the mystical dative bonds?
Will the cleavage of any covalent bond be enough to seduce him to the dark side?
Will the mcqaze-gauntlet cause him to loose precious time and hairs?
His 'A'im is in sight.
Hear the ORP Man battle cry
'Vanquish all ye chemical foes,
for ORP Man will have no woes.
He will slay all enthalphy enemies, heck those rules of Markovnikov's,
he will kill all knights of Kp, break their Kalashnikovs!'
'Onward fellow RP Men! Onward!'
Will he be worthy enough to decode the enthalphy change hieroglyphics?
Will he fall prey to the curse of the benzene ring?
Will he be held down by the mystical dative bonds?
Will the cleavage of any covalent bond be enough to seduce him to the dark side?
Will the mcqaze-gauntlet cause him to loose precious time and hairs?
His 'A'im is in sight.
Hear the ORP Man battle cry
'Vanquish all ye chemical foes,
for ORP Man will have no woes.
He will slay all enthalphy enemies, heck those rules of Markovnikov's,
he will kill all knights of Kp, break their Kalashnikovs!'
'Onward fellow RP Men! Onward!'
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