Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Fun Tip #127 and How-to-Look-Cool-When-You're-Not Tip #58

Fun Tip #127
Go find a book that has a nice cover. It can't be a classic or re-publication. It just dosen't work. Chick Lit is best. The cover has to have the matte cover with a nice hazy smooth cover (not like textbook cover material). Then look fot the title that is usually in a bright colour. The words of the title have a certain film of thin plastic material on top. Check behind the cover page, they should not be any imprints like Clancys or Grishams with the san-seriff fonts.
Found it yet?
Ok. Good. Now run the top of your fingers across the cover. Then you will really feel the beauty of the cover. The parts with the hazy smooth background lets your finger slide across quickly. But the parts with the plastic material; the title text. Ooo, its like your finger is travelling through quicksand. Not grainy, mucky, dullish quicksand. But smooth, light, bright metallic sheen. Its preety nice and relaxing to have that change in texture.

The Cool Tip
So I groggily walked into classroom on Tuesday and saw Clement with his PT kit on the table. Was there PE that day? No. But I wasn't thinking straight at that time and was ready to face Ho's squatsor gasp.. topless PE. Tought situation where you need the facts fast? 'So See Kiat will be missing PE tomorrow huh?' And that brought up a remark of ' Oh ya, PE tomorrow.' And then people will start issuing false pity for See Kiat and black shirts. So instead of looking like the oblivious fool, turn the tables and start up a lively round of conversation in the early morning.